Suggested Greetings

Need a little inspiration? Here are some ideas to help.

Birthday

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Enjoy your special day. I'll be thinking of you.
• Happy birthday! May this next year be fantastic!
• You look great for your age (I find it extremely annoying).
• Birthdays are a celebration, and I can find plenty of reasons to celebrate you!

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• Be responsible, and call the fire department before you light those candles.
• My parents taught me to be kind to my elders. Do you need me to get you some more cake?
• Age is just a number (in your case a BIG number).
• They say older people are wise. You must be a genius.
• You are like a fine cheese; you age well (or is that wine)?

Wedding

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Gook luck! Enjoy your big day and your new life as a couple.
• Keep talking, laughing, and loving one another through the years.
• Invite us to your Golden Wedding Anniversary.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• Have you lost your minds as well as your hearts?

Thinking Of You

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Thinking of you and hoping you are well. Let's get together.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• You have been on my mind, and it is beginning to give me a headache.

New Baby

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Here is to the lucky child who got you for parents.
• May your child have wealthy parents.
• Your heart now lives outside of your body.

Anniversary

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Who says love doesn't last? Congratulations on another anniversary.
• You obviously married the right person. Congratulations.
• Here's to a couple who gives marriage a good name.

Retirement

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• May your retirement be a time of new adventures.
• Thank you for all your contributions over the years.
• Do those things you always wanted to do!
• Here's to new beginnings!

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• Enjoy your free time while the rest of us are WORKING.
• May I have your alarm clock since you won't be needing it?
• re·tire·ment (noun) 1.Out of service 2.The ability to go to bed and get up as one pleases.

Girlfriend

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• When I count my blessings, I count you.
• Women need good girlfriends to laugh with, converse with, and just be themselves with. Thanks for being in my life.
• There is no cure like a pedicure/manicure! (We suggest you enclose a gift card such as Visa, so she can get that pedicure.)

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• I love hanging out with you. Do you think I should be worried?

House Warming

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Congratulations on your new home. May you build many happy memories within its walls.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• Congratulations on your new home. What time is dinner?

Divorce

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Glance back but keep your eyes on the road ahead. Here is to the future!
• I am here for you.
• di-vorce (noun) 1. a chance to grow and learn 2. an opportunity for change

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• Some say it was a mistake; others say a momentary lack of good judgment that lasted years.
• As your mother always said, "You can do better."
• Geez! You lost weight. What was his/her name?

Graduation

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Congratulations! Here is to a bright and prosperous future!

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• Hurry up and celebrate before the loan payments show up in your mailbox.

Menopause

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• I always knew you were “hot”, but this is ridiculous.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• You Know it is Menopause if:
  - People cross the street when they see you coming
  - You can break a sweat without going to the gym
  - You get an air conditioning bill in January
  - You have lost your mind and have no energy to find it
  - The drier has shrunk your entire wardrobe
  

Sports Fan’s/Sports Widow’s

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Here's to ______________

• May you and your recliner enjoy this sports season. (For the sports fan)
• Cheers to a great season! (For the sports fan)
• The only thing that comes between you and the game is dinner. (For the sports fan)
• He’s got football, baseball, and basketball. You’ve got shopping, manicures, and pedicures. (For the sports widow)
• Let the game on TV babysit the man while you babysit his charge card.

Manly-Man

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• When the chips are down, you are the one I can count on.
• I’ll bet on you any day.
• Happy Birthday to the man who knows how to roll.

Breast Cancer Survivor

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• You are inspiration to many.
• When life gives you sour grapes, you have a talent for making great wine.
• This is a temporary detour on the road of life. You will be back in the driver’s seat soon.

National Holidays (Veterans Day, Fourth of July, Memorial Day)

-Toasts-
Here's to _________________________

• Thank you for serving our country.
• Our country needs more men/women like you.
• We appreciate what you have sacrificed for the U.S.A.
• You make me proud to be an American.

Halloween Greetings

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• The man/woman who is too good-looking to hide behind a mask.
• One person who does not give me the creeps.
• I'll share my candy with you.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• The man/woman who could put a mask to good use.
• You put the “Howl” in Halloween.
• The Wicked Witch called –she wants her broom back.

Thanksgiving Greetings

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• The person/family who gives me something to be thankful for everyday.
• The person/family who is a huge blessing in my life.
• Because of you, I celebrate this holiday with a full heart.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• We are thankful it is not your year to cook. Step away from the kitchen.
• Who needs a turkey when we have you?

Christmas Greetings

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• I am wrapped up in you.
• You put the jingle in my bells.
• May you and those you love be filled with joy this holiday season.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• You may not be on Santa's list, but you are on mine!
• Santa called; he needs his belt back.
• Unfortunately for you, mistletoe is not sold year round. You need the extra help.

New Year's

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Ring in the New Year with good cheer, good friends, and good times.
• Happy 2009! May you be blessed in the coming year.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• It is 2009. Have you updated your wardrobe lately?

Valentine's Day

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• Cupid got it so right!
• You are the only Valentine for me.

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• When I get my hands on Cupid, he is going to wish he was one of Santa’s elves.
• Stalking or love? Hard to tell the difference.
• Cupid misfired!

St. Patrick's Day

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• May the luck of the Irish be with you!
• Have a green beer on me!

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• Green beer leads to stupidity; sorry I did not warn you earlier.

Easter

-Toasts-
Here's to ______________

• May your basket be full and your chocolate bunny be solid.
• You are more colorful than any Easter egg!

-Humorous Toasts/Roasts-
Here's to ______________

• You and a hollow bunny have a lot in common.

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